the saddest feeling ever is when you finish a show because you watched all of the episodes too quickly and you just want to stay inside that world for a little bit longer, but you can’t
I GOT 10 MINUTES LEFT OF BEING A TEENAGER I GOTTA DO SOMETHING REBELLIOUS UH
guess who just put paper in the non-recycling. nnnnYEHAWH
Looking back on this as a 20 year old, I now realise how utterly irresponsible I behaved. I apologise. I have since removed the paper and put it in the recycling. I hope you can forgive me for my foolish and reckless behaviour. I can assure you it will not happen again. I am disgusted with myself.
- Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
- Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again
if you’re protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then i want to date you